Apparently in America they are soon having a competition and the winner is the man who most people vote for.

It’s called an erection and two men, one called Bush and the other called Kerry have the two best erections in the country. But they cannot be separated in length or girth, so it’s up to the public.

They have spent a while live on TV where they have let everything out and exposed themselves to the whole country, now they are travelling round from state to state letting everyone see, prod and pull their erections in a bid to see who has the best.

Mr Bush is hoping the people vote for his erection as he likes to take his erection into other countries and have a biggest erection competition with their leaders.

In Britain, our very own big dick Tony Blair likes to join in with Bush and show off their massiveness together.

Return in a few days time and I’ll give you the result, it won’t be easy to find out though, so please have patience.